I'm lazy and I'm bored.

I am sitting at my desk waiting for the next 10 minutes to pass so I can get on with my life. From far across Cube Land there is a loud sound, cutting through the white noise. It sounds like an unbalanced load. An old washing machine, filled with tennis shoes, in the middle of its spin cycle. I want to know what is causing the sound, I can't imagine what it is. But its winter and I'm in a dark mood and I feel lazy and bored. So I decide to keep sitting here and wondering. Mystery is more dramatic. Or I'm lazy and I'm bored. Yeah, that's probably it. Blah.