(In chronological order)
“I don’t like blondes. No offense, I just think they’re ugly. I like your brunette friend better. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”
“One time I was licking this girl’s vagina and there were bumps everywhere. So I licked the bumps.”
“I want to knock your teeth out with my dick.”
Thursday, March 30, 2006
My Top 3 Favorite Things the Drunk College Kid Said to Alexandra and Me
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Isn't rush week awwwwwwwwwesome, y'all? Big ups to bumps!
Say, why is "vagina" such a popular word these days? It's all over TV, usually as a punchline. All I'm saying is, I prefer a spoonful of sugar with my anatomy talk, which is why "silk igloo" is tops in my book.
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