Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Don't Let Them Win!

Just because there's been a terrorist attack does not mean that your mouth stops watering for tasty home cooked vittles. Forcing yourself to eat saltines and water while you wait out the attacks means THEY WIN! I'm going to share with you 3 very easy recipes to feed your family or church group with just a few ingredients that everyone keeps around in their fallout shelter or underground bunker.

First, we're going to make a warm and homey Vienna sausage Casserole. This will be great for those dark and cold days when the smoke and ash is blocking the sunlight:

For this you'll need
12 cans of Vienna Sausages
1 can of Potted Meat (for the flavor)
1 small jar of pimentos
1 cup of dry milk
1/2 cup water
3 tablespoons of French's Yellow mustard
4 table spoons of jalapeño relish
Salt and pepper to taste
French Fried Onions for toppers

Cook in a casserole dish over glowing embers for 12 hours.

Next, you'll win any war on terror with these tasty Vienna sausage fritters!

For this you'll need
9 cans of Vienna Sausages
.5 can of Potted Meat (for the flavor - you can smear the other half on a saltine and top with an olive slice for hors d'oevres)
1 small jar of pimentos
1 cup of dry milk
1/4 cup water
3 tablespoons of French's Yellow mustard
4 table spoons of jalapeño relish
Salt and pepper to taste

Don't be shy with'em. Fry 'em up right in your fry daddy!

Lastly, defend your family from bored taste buds! Try these Battered and Fried Vienna sausages with a Pimento-Jalapeño Mustard and they'll be complimenting you so much you'll think they sniffed nerve gas!

For this you'll need:
9 cans of Vienna Sausages
4 cups French Fried Onions
1 cup of dry milk
1/8 cup water

Dip the Sausages in the milk/water mixture then roll in crushed onions. Fry in the Fry Daddy.

For the Mustard Sauce you'll need:
1 Cup of French's Yellow mustard
1 small jar of pimentos
1/8 cup of jalapeño relish
Salt and pepper to taste

Feel free to double or triple the portions if you're having company over to your bunker. Serve all of these with a cold glass of Tang and you can entertain anyone, regardless of the level of radioactivity outside your cozy fallout shelter!

3 comments:

hucklebuck said...

Oh I've got a recipe for ya and it goes a little something like this:

-You
-Me
-The back of a Chevy
-Something hot
-Something heavy
-Some country music
-Perhaps Dierks Bentley
-Then rock the truck
-But do it gently
-Oh yeah, that's the stuff
-Right there, Whoa Nellie!

I still find it hard to believe that you don't find me to be annoying? Like a little brother scribbling in your journal.

Carrie said...

Fresh! I'm a lady! How about this recipe:

- You
- Me
- My fist
- Your gut
- Internal bleeding

=)

hucklebuck said...

See, now that's funny!