Friday, January 27, 2006

Three Random and Fictitious Quotes

Supply your own context:

"I had forgotten all about that, until I remembered it again and then I realized that I didn't forget it anymore."

"So he poured some whiskey on [my pustular cyst] and then I poured some whiskey in me. Lots of it, I guess, 'cause when I woke up from it I was half married to a beautiful woman."

"Always get a professional to perm your hair, or come by my kitchen on Thursdays and I'll do it for you half off my in-shop price."

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