Thursday, March 30, 2006

My Top 3 Favorite Things the Drunk College Kid Said to Alexandra and Me

(In chronological order)

“I don’t like blondes. No offense, I just think they’re ugly. I like your brunette friend better. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”

“One time I was licking this girl’s vagina and there were bumps everywhere. So I licked the bumps.”

“I want to knock your teeth out with my dick.”

1 comment:

Robert Cass said...

Isn't rush week awwwwwwwwwesome, y'all? Big ups to bumps!

Say, why is "vagina" such a popular word these days? It's all over TV, usually as a punchline. All I'm saying is, I prefer a spoonful of sugar with my anatomy talk, which is why "silk igloo" is tops in my book.